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6 CABIN FEVER. The Pine Mountain
Club is a private recreation area of 3000
THE acres just 58 miles from the Santa Clarita Valley at
the 6000' elevation. Family recreation includes
LIVE AUCTION tennis, swimming, 3-par golf, horseback riding and
hiking. You will stay in a new two-story cabin,
with three bedrooms, a fireplace, and massive porch
hanging into the tree tops. Sleeps 8 comfortably.
One week at a time convenient to both parties.
Sharon and Lou Reiter
7 WARD OFF THE DEPRESSION. There's
enough salami here to last the decade. An
8-foot long, jumbo, Italian Salami. Delicious eating!
Bob Edmunds

1 THIS LI'ITLE PIGGY WENT TO AUC-
TION. You'll go hog wild over this 225
pound porker. As you admire this sow, think--
Barbecued Spareribs, Juicy Chops and maybe
Chitlins. You '11 be "bringing home the bacon"
on this one! Can be purchased "live" or in freezer-
ready packages.
Greg Ross & Linda Mueller
2 TOP THIS TOPLESS OFFERING. A
stag party cake. The Executive at the
Boys' & Girls' Club will provide a man or woman
to jump topless from a huge cake at your social
gathering. Spice up that dull board meeting with an
eye filling girl or guy.
Anonymous

3 DEAR HUNTERS. How would you like
to improve your aim with this fabulous
Model 870 Remmington 12 gauge field grade shot
gun.
Oak Tree Gun Club
Boge Mercer
4 HOB-NOB WITH THE STARS. Enjoy
V.I.P. status among the stars at the Uni- 8 SAILING, SAILING. Go sailing by the
versal Studios. A special tour for four persons Light of the Silvery Moon upon Moon-
through this fantastic movie studio. Not the usual light Bay in this 14 foor Sunfish yellow sailboat.
commercial tour, V.I.P. tours are reserved for heads- This Sunfish is used but in excellent condition. You
of-state and celebrities. You'll have your own special will enjoy many hours of sailing upon Lake Castaic
guide and special vehicle. Get a view of behind-the- or anywhere else you choose.
scenes action. See live filming on the sound stages. Mr. & Mrs. Charles Montante
Be on the watch for your favorite movie personali-
ties as you lunch in the private commissary. No 9 LEAVE THE DRIVING TO US! A lux-
children under 12. ury motorcoach trip to Tahoe and back
Universal Studios for two persons, three nights at Lake Tahoe Inn. All
twin-bedded rooms. Motorcoach tour of Virginia
City and Carson City. Tour Director's Cocktail &
Dinner Party. Baggage handling, all taxes and gra-
tuities are included. Fully escorted.
Home Savings
Robert Galea
10 NO WOOLY MAMMOTH THIS ONE!
Instead, five week days of fresh moun-
tain air, summer or winter, ski or sun bathe. Mam-
5 ROPE IT IN. Become a performing moth Condominium, sleeps 6, fully furnished,
protege of world famous trick roper, linens included. Enjoy the pool, sauna and jacuzzi.
Montie Montana. Montie will give you a private Maid service provided after your 5-day stay. No
lesson, demonstrating his hemp-hurling skills and holidays. Please give one month's notice. Use be-
sleight of hand. A must for any serious cowpuncher. fore June 1, 1979.
Montie Montana Dr. and Mrs.· Allan Fine
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