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               Newhall:    Our  problem was  by  hook  or by  crook  to  persuade everybody  in town
                           turn  to  the  Chronicle  for  their  daily  dose  of journalistic All-Br


                                 Now,  an  editor  comes  to  realize  that  the  American  people--
                           God  love  and  protect  them  all--are  far  more  fascinated with the
                           •incredible,•  than  they  are  with  the  •credible.•  I  always  kept  this
                            in mind  when  we  were  organizing  promotions.  People  have  a  real
                           appetite  for  curiosities  and  miracles.

                                 However,  never  in my  time  on  the  paper  did  the  Chronicle  resort
                            to  the  vulgar  business  of  misinformation.  Actually  "misinformation"
                            is  the  property  of  the  politicians  and  the  federal  government.

                                 We  never  did  run  any  story  in  the  Chronicle.  that was  to my
                           knowledge  a  "hoax"--and  I'm  using  the  word  "hoax"  now  in  its
                            dictionary  sense.  We  never  did,  and  I  never  would  have  sanctioned
                            the  publishing  of  anything  that  was  either  untrue  or  unethical  or
                            false  or  fake  or  anything  like  that.  Some  of  our  promotions  may
                           have  been  exaggerated,  if you  will.  A  good  bit  of  what  we  published
                           was  amusing  or  entertaining  perhaps,  but  despite  of--and  in  the
                            middle  of--all  the  so  called  fun  and  games  of  promotion,  morally  the
                            Chronicle  was  a  very  chaste  newspaper--and  it probably  still  is.




                                  Emperor  Norton  Treasure  Hunt



                Newhall :  The  first  promotion  I  think  we  ever  came  up  with  was  the  Emperor
                            Norton  Treasure  Hunt.  This  was  brought  to  me  by  a  fellow  called
                            J.P .  Cahn .  He  had  written  for  This  World  and  he  came  back  to  the
                            Chronicle  as  promotion  editor  after  a  leave  he  spent  selling
                            imported  cars  for  British  Motors  on  Van  Ness  Avenue.  And  Cahn  had
                            heard  about  a  newspaper  treasure  hunt  that  had  been  a  great  success
                            in  some  midwest  city .

                                  The  most  important  element  in  promoting  the  Chronicle  was  to
                            weave  the  paper  into  the  historic  fabric  of  San  Francisco.  We
                            decided  to  get  an  exclusive  copyright  on  historic  San  Francisco.  And
                            one  of  the  most  outlandish  historic  figures  in  San  Francisco  was  a
                            man  called  Emperor  Norton.     I  cannot  remember  at  the  moment  what  his
                            real  name  was,  but  anyway  he  was  Emperor  Norton--a  character  in  a
                            beaten-up  Mexican  General's  uniform--who  used  to  go  around  town  with
                            a  couple  of  hungry  dogs .   I  don't  know  if you  know  about  him  or  not.
                            Those  were  the  days  when  San  Francisco  had  a  lot  of  savvy  and  a  lot
                            of  style ,  and  everybody  used  to  humor  the  Emperor .  He  would  issue
                            imperial  decrees,  and  he  issued  his  own  bank  notes.  The  restaurants
                            would  accept  his  money  and  feed  him  lunch  and  dinner  and  so  on .  He
                            is  perhaps  the  greatest  single  historic  personal  legend  in  San
                            Francisco .
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