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I, Verna Stoll, leave my famous '·'ha-ha" to Ona Wallace and Francis Warring.
They can divide it equally between themselves.
I, Maude Stroud, leave my infinite knowledge to John Cummings.
I, Marvin Sturgeon, leave my "handy-man-about-the-house" job to Jimmie Cook,
Gordon Landers, Harold Robinson, Frederick Padelford, Leonard Amrhine, and
Harry Lechler.
I, Virginia Wammock, leave my flashing auburn hair to Opal Lee.
I, Cecil Warring, leave my town car to Calton Easly and my runabout to the
Wileman brothers.
I, Madge Wileman, leave my method of arguing with Mr. Hull to the next clerk
of the commissioners.
I, Ruth Wileman, leave my "even disposition" to Patsy Patterson.
I, Fay Wilson, leave my daily routine as office trotter to the winner of this year's
cross country race.
I, Lois Young, leave "Mooselini" to me kid brother. Maybe he can make her
do over thirty-five miles per.
To this document we attach our seal and sign our crosses on thirtieth day of
April in the nineteen hundred and thirtieth year of our Lord.
- CLASS OF '30.
FAY'S WRECK
It's got four wheels
And an engine, too,
The gas tank leaks
And the horn never blew.
The wheels are round
And the tires flat,
But she hits on four
For all of that.
The timer's shot
The top, it ain't,
All the body needs
Is a coat of paint.
(Lovingly dedicated to Fay Moorehouse, the one from whom
I received my inspiration.- D. E.)
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