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38    A  SACRED  GIFT.  The golden flag of the Vatican
                                                                   State,  that  has  been  flown  to  Rome  and blessed
                                                                   by  Pope  Paul  VI.  A  true  collector's  item  that
                                                                   belongs  in  a  church.  A  3'  x  5'  nylon  flag
                                                                   with  gilded  fringe  border.  Received  and  flown
                                                                   to  Valencia by Trans World Airlines.
                                                                   Value:  $200                  The Vatican State
                                                                                             Trans  World  Airlines




                                                            39    MAESTRO.  Mr.  Mel  Powell,  provost  at  Cal
                                                                  Arts,  renowned jazz pianist (formerly with Benny
                                                                  Goodman),  and  composer,  will  write an original
                                                                  piece  of  chamber  music  commissioned  in  your
                                                                  name.  It  will  be  performed  for  you  and  your
                                                                  guests  by  an  ensemble  at California Institute  of
                                                                  the Arts.
                                                                  Value:  $600                     Mr.  Mel Powell




                                                            40     DINNER  IN  JAIL.  This  is  not  a  joke  - it's an
                                                                   experience.  Dinner for four at the Wayside Honor
                                                                   Rancho,  the  Los  Angeles  County  penal  facility
      41   ASSEMBLAGE.       An  original  work  by  Valencia      near  Castaic.  The Honor Rancho is the  source of
           artist  Marcia  Greengard,  renowned  creator  of
                                                                   all  beef,  grain,  vegetable and dairy foods  served
           ink  drawings,  oil,  and  acrylic  paintings.  Titled   in  all  county  facilities.  Ask  anyone  -  the most
            "Work  A",  this  is  an  assemblage,  a  unique       "prestigious  dining  spot"  in  our  valley - juicy
            style incorporating acrylic painting with  mounted     steaks  and  fresh  vegetables.  You'll be waited on
           three-dimensional  items.  Mrs.  Greengard  has         by  present  inmates  and  get  a  complete  tour  of
           exhibited  her  work  throughout  the  Los  Angeles     the  minimum,  medium  and  maximum  security
           area,  including  several  one-woman  shows.  Her       areas.  A  special  treat from the Sheriff's  Office.
           assemblages  form  parts  of  collections through-     Value:  6 months  L.A. County Sheriffs Department
           out the United States.
            Value:  $225            Mrs.  Marcia Greengard








            AT  YOUR  SERVICE.  A  private  lunch or dinner,
      42    for  you only or with your family ,  with  Congress-
            man John Rousselot. By advance arrangement, you
            may  select  a  place  in  Los  Angeles or the Santa
            Clarita  Valley/--or,  if  you're  going  to  be  in
            Washington,  D.C.,  he  will  entertain  you  at  the
            exclusive  Jockey  Club.  The  popular  Republican
            from  Arcadia  will  charm  even  the  most liberal
            Democrats.  You  may  talk  about  any  subject  --
            Watergate,  taxes,  flood  control,  or your ownhob-
            bies.  If  you  prefer  to  dine  at  home,  you  can
            tell  the  neighbors  you're  having  the  Congress-
            man for dinner.
                               Congressman John  Rousselot






             WHOOPEE!  A genuine,  giant, four-foot-high  stag
      43    party cake  - decorated with garlands and flowers,
             complete  with  a  genuine  topless  girl,  who  will
            jump  out  and  greet  the  guests  at  the  appro-
            priate  time.  A  hit  on any occasion!  Or, if a  lady
             desires,  we  will  fill  the  cake  with  a  gorgeous
             hunk  of  man.  Guaranteed  to  be  original,  ex-
             citing,  lustful!
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