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THE SILENT AUCTION

GROUP 5 (Yellow)

SHARE OF THE BUNNIES. Feel like Hefner,
501 live like a playboy. Bid on this genuine,
certified, registered one share of stock in Play-
boy Enterprises, Incorporated. This is the
corporation that controls Playboy Magazine,
40 Playboy Clubs, gambling casinos, resorts,
and thousands of luscious "bunnies" around the
world. The stock certificate itself is a classic -
deep purple, adorned with its own undraped
"Playmate". Keep it in a security box, or
hide it under the covers. It's value is sure to
rise.
Mr. Bill Sabol
Crowel I, Weedon & Company
1TOUR WITH A TROLL. A wallet full of 12
5 04 tickets for you to host your friends during the
summer at Magic Mountain. Use them two-by-
two, or al I at once in a big summer bash.
Visit the Animal farm, eat at "Das Alpenhaus",
see the new "Centennial Station". As a high-
I ight, your party wi 11 be offered a personally-
escorted one-hour tour of Magic Mountain
by a genuine live "troll".
Magic Mountain

THE CHAMPIONSHIP GOLF TRAIL. Win two
505 great opportunities to taste the trials and tri-
bulations of championship golf. On one or two
weekdays of your choice you can field two
foursomes on the famous Valencia Champion-
ship Golf Course des·igned by Robert Trent
Jones. These magnificent, emerald green fair-
ways, sprinkled with lakes, waterfal Is and
devi I ish ponds, are esteemed among top rank-
ing pros as savagely cha I lenging. Chauffeur
yourselves in the 2 golf carts provided free of
charge.
,CLAIM OF OUTER SPACE. Thought you had
Valencia Golf Course
502 everything? How about this? A claim to
a genuine ranch estate on the planet Mercury
(the one nearest the Sun). Offered by a mem- SMASHING IDEA._ Quit work, forget the shop-
ber of the Astronomical Society of the Pacific, 506 ping, leave the kids. Enjoy a two-day (Tues-
the title includes an official interplanetary day-Wednesday session) Tennis College cl inic
quitclaim deed, I isting the coordinates of your
at Rancho Bernardo Country Resort, just north
property, and an aerial photo of your property of San Diego. The professionals wi 11 improve
taken by Mariner 10. The estate contains
your serve, correct your backhand. Then
126,000 acres and includes a spectacular crater. come back and beat everyone.
Hot in the daytime, cool at nights. Remember,
Rancho Bernardo Tennis College
they laughed at people who bought land in
Alaska.
Dr. William Jennings, Ph.D.

FOR SLALOM CHAMPS. If you insist on
503 walking on water, here is the finest equipment
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you can find. A genuine Taperflex Concave
Slalom Water Ski, embellished with the bril-
liant and beautiful "Budweiser" pattern. This
slalom ski is the choice of champions and can
be mastered by even the slightest beginner.
Western Sports Center

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