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Senate Plans
EDITORIAL
Art Festival
Charles F. Connell
Last week Richard M. Nixon
emerged from his San Clemente COC's Student Senate is cur-
estate to make yet another assault rently planning a Renaissance fair
on the democratic processes of this to replace the cancelled spring
nation. picnic.
Nixon, who must fancy himself a The fair will take place April 31
phoenix, rose from the stinking and May 1.
ashes of Watergate at the beck and Some of the activities planned for
call of the tottering leader of the the fair include strolling minstrels
Chinese people, Mao Tse-tung, to and a dance or concert the evening
discuss current world events. of May 1. Booths will be set up for
Such arrogance. Fired in disgrace artists to display their works.
only a short time ago from one of the "We look for strong participation
most prestigious jobs in the world, by COC and Cal-Arts students and
Nixon will not accept the fact that artists in the community," said Paul
he has been rejected by this nation. McGowan, night senator and fair
His refusal to retire from the planner.
spotlight borders on serious mental Fair site on campus has not yet
aberration. been determined.
The invitation to Nixon from Mao The senate is also planning the
for some is final proof that the great annual blood bank for April 8. This
leader of the Chinese people has will take place from 10 a.m. to 3:30
become senile. p.m. in the student lounge.
The journey to Peking demon- According to Joe Allen, vice
strates that Nixon will not cry president and chairman of the blood
"UNCLE". His cosmic selfishness, bank committee, the goal is to top
last year's mark of 107 pints. The
so traumatically in evidence during
the greatest political scandal in the new goal is 125 pints.
nation's 200-year-history - Water- "We hope to achieve this goal
gate - is again manifestly clear. through expanded participation by
students and staff members and
Nixon will take any and all steps to
obtain power. members of the community," said
Allen.
Why won't this man retreat with
what dignity remains to him into his A subcommittee of the instruction
council is currently discussing a
luxurious Zanadu at San Clemente
and stop inflicting himself on the switch from mandatory to voluntary
participation in physical education.
United States of America?
This man is a national political Foreign Aid The committee has produced a vote
liability. in favor of voluntary participation
and now are discussing ways to
The fact that the trip to Peking
might provide considerable embar- implement the program. The switch
rassment to President Ford, who in Cambodian Coed Sees Old Ways is subject to board approval.
the middle of a dark night may Members of the committee are
awake in cold sweat from a night- Changing Slowly In Home Land Steve Cerra, dean of academic
education, chairman; Vicki Cook,
mare screaming over the PARDON,
Terri Bronson, and Dave Mark,
doesn't seem to bother Nixon. His student representatives, and Ann
first words in Peking repudiated the By Sally A. Elder take care of the children and the
Helsinki agreement and policy of Women's lib is still far in the house. The husband is expected to Heidt, Gary Valentine, Monty Cart-
wright, Gail Ishimatsu, and Cherri
detente that he passed on to future in Cambodia, but century-old earn the money.
President Ford and Secretary of relationships between the sexes are "In my generation women work Choate, instructors.
The senate recently sponsored
State Henry Kissinger. slowly changing, according to more," said Ms. Man. She explained the film 2001: A Space Odyssey.
His egoism is cosmic. It makes Mareine Man, a pre-nursing student that there are not as many "parent
you want to vomit. at COC. arranged marriages". If a girl and The largest turnout in the history of
film showing on campus, 225 people
The American taxpayer, iron- Ms. Man, the eldest of 12 chil- boy fall in love, the girl asks the boy
ically, is footing part of the bill dren, escaped to the United States to inform his parents to obtain her attended.
because advisers and security per- from Cambodia just prior to the parents' permission for dating and
sonnel attached to the Nixon party communist take-over. She fled to marriage.
(Cont'd on Page 4) "A boy and girl cannot live
together unless married," said Ms. Film Review
Man, reflecting her Buddhist culture
THE CANYON CALL which frowns on the unchaste.
Published twice monthly Stealing, lying, gambling, taking
By Tim Colebank
by journal ism students at strong drinks, as well as killing of
College of the Canyons. animals are also rejected by Cam- After successful roles in God-
Editorial opinions ex- bodia Buddhists. fa,ther (Part 1 and Part 2) and
pressed in this publication "We eat mostly vegetables," said Serpico, Al Pacino has come up with
are those of the writer and Ms. Man. "Chicken is more expen- another masterpiece in Dog Day
not necessarily those of the sive than beef. We were forbidden Afternoon.
college . to raise chickens before the \\'ar," Dog Day Afternoon is a true story
EDITOR according to Ms. Man. Cambodian's about a bisexual who robs a bank in
Charles F. Connell do eat some meat now, although Brooklyn. The caper backfires.
STAFF they do not participate in butcher- Trapped in the bank with his
ing of animals. partner (Chris Saradon) and six
Billy Atkin s, Tim Colebank, hostages, he deals with the FBI for
Sally Elder, Carl Graves , MAREINE MAN Ms. Man attended the only high a bus to take them to the airport and
Mark Guy , Howard Mars- school in Cambodia that taught
escape possible retaliation because an escape jet. At the end he ·is a folk
den , William Miller, Joe English, which she found difficult.
she was an employee of the Ameri- hero.
Murphy , Bob Parker , Dan "It is hard to talk to people," she
can embassy in Phnom Penh, capital The movie is up for six Aeademy
Rodriguez , Paul McGowan. said. "But my teachers and the
of Cambodia. students have helped," smiled the awards including best picture ,
PHOTOGRAPHERS "Before my generation," said Ms. Paci no for best actor, best director,
Carol Chambers , Glenn soft-spoken Ms. Man.
Man, "men and women had no equal best film editing, best sereen-play,
Ritzma , Frank Vollmer , Remembering her first days at
rights. Parents chose the daughter's and best supporting actor. The
Jo hn Will iams . Camp Pendleton, Ms. Man said it
husband. A girl had no rebuttal." was "very cold, especially at night". movie is most entertaining and
ADVISER The man in Cambodia today is the never dull.
Tony Remenih head of his family. The wife does not Her stay at the camp was short. In my opinion it's earned every
work. The woman is expected to (Cont'd on Page 4) nomination.